Recruiter letter for a technical position:

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Do you have any disabilities that prevent you from successfully performing the essential functions of this job with or without accommodations?

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My response:

Robin --
 
The only qualification I can see as a hiderence to my ability to perform is my lack of fingers.  I find that if I mash the keyboard enough with my stubs, I eventually can get the code to compile correctly. Will this be a problem? 
 
Thank you,
George

Her response:

[None]

So much for being an equal opportunity employer, eh?